I'd rather post this than read another textbook.

Yoko mourns because her 8 new born babies and her beloved husband left her

all alone in this world of massacre, for good.

John died this morning.

An evil filthy cat ate him.

And her babies can’t stand the idea of being born into this world

of evil surroundings, so they decided to leave.

They sure look happy when I saw their corpses this morning.

And those ants crawling all over look happy too. A girl tried her best to make believe that her dream boy is all she ever needed.

Turns out the reality kick gave her a strong wills that persistency

and time is not enough to determine whether a guy is worth falling in love with.

Or not.

And she’s still twirling with her mind upside-down how to solve all this without hurting someone’s feeling.

Maybe she’s feeling a bit heroic at the moment. Another girl believes that the same guy was the love of her life.

And she still thinks that way.

She believes that in order to make it happen, she has to let go of him.

She said that love = sacrifice.

And she’s dying to meet his dog.

Its name starts with a V.

no, it’s not Vendetta.

It all brings her memories of the good old times she spent with him came back to life.

Even if it’s only in her mind. Which reminds me of my lazy-ass shih-tzu.

He’s peeking inside my bedroom right this very moment.

What do you want?

Another leftover from the dining table?

I gave you three pieces of minced meat a few hours ago,

you greedy fur ball. These are the things you’ll do when you’re looking for other activities,

any other activities,

besides doing your assignment about the basic object of philosophy,

using 3 questions about ontology: Watching the last episode of your fave mind-dumbing cartoon series which

helps a lot if u need to develop your cursing phrases and words. Taking pictures of your left-alone mother hamster in her cage,

trying to capture her most sad angle of all. Myspacing.

And then you’ll realize that “finding new cool people” is considered “bright-ideas”

by tom (the guy from myspace).

Then you’ll think about it.

Then you’ll laugh at yourself for even thinking about it. Digging over your book collections,

trying to find something that you forgot what it’s about already,

and read it again cover to cover. Wondering about the fastest way to make Scooby snacks or sleepy hot chocolate.

Make a few phone calls, and then decided to let it go. Chat with an old fella from who lives abroad about how the new-rave thingie

is taking over the music scene in jakarta,

and planning on a silly movement called "the anti - new rave" Posting a blog about the things you do when you want to avoid your assignments.

Apparently, after you’ve done all those important things,

you’ll realize that the assignments aren’t going anywhere.

Okay okay.

I’m working on it.