3rd of July!! one day before America's Independence Day is my best pal's birthday;
Chico, my lazy-arse shih tzu doggy.
he's 4 years old now, which means.. 4 times 7 = 28 years old.
geez. he's way much more older than moi.
i'm going to throw a party for him at my casa tonight, there'll be many sausages and chicken nuggets
(you know, the kind of food you throw to the floor for your dog),
and many doggies from the neighbourhood, also a few cats from the gutter.
he's friends with them. don't ask me why.
i'm trying to surprised Chico by inviting his soon-to-be-girlfriend-just-for-a-hump named Oreo,
but she hasn't lemme know whether she can come by or not, she's having this bathing-day at 4pm.
i think that's just her way to fake the fact that she wants to look fabuloso at her crush-on boy-dog.
he asked me to be the matchmaker to get him laid.
poor Chico. still a virgin at the age of 28..?
get a life, mate!
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